Sober drunk (adj): Thinking you are sober, but knowing you are probably drunk. Or so drunk you don't even know the difference. You're pretty sure you could drive. And if you chose to,
you're positive that you could drive three cars at once...directly into three other cars. But you're sober, so you wouldn't even get a ticket. Or so you think. Please see Designated Drivers.
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